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Looking for Ms Perfect - 47 <HR>
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Date: 2008-10-03, 11:39AM EDT
I am looking for a hot, sexy, athletic woman. Must have a great body, well-proportioned. I prefer long, dark hair and nice smooth skin. I guess you could say almost the "latino" or "italian" look (see picture below). Must have a good job and be FINANCIALLY SECURE, with no emotional baggage. Must be very easy to get along with, extremely low maintainence. A really good, high-paying career is a must. Or either be independently wealthy from another source. Must be the kind of woman that wants to "please her man" in every way. Needs to be extremely intelligent, able to converse on just about any topic with tons of social skills. Musical talent is also a plus. Must enjoy watching ALL SPORTS.
What does this perfect woman get in return:
I am a lazy, fat stupid retard. I hate to work and have never had a job for more than a month. Currently on food stamps and live in an old house on the backside of my parents pig farm. My hobbies include watching reality shows on TV, eating pork rinds, drinking cheap beer, and farting. I also like to watch deer-hunting videos and chew tobacco. Occasionally if I can scrape up a few dollars I also like to smoke cigarettes. A perfect Saturday for me would be to watch the FOOTBALL on TV, get plastered, then go out to a cheap strip club or maybe to a bar and sing karaoke. I like to sleep with my 4 dogs, so I hope you won't mind a flea or two in the bed. Oh also, I enjoy pornography of any type. Printed, film, video, you name it. If I sound like a man for you contact me and I'll try to fit you into my social calendar.
One more thing, you need to have a pickup truck to haul me around. I don't fit very well into most cars.
See pictures below. One is me, but keep in mind that picture was taken a couple years ago. I look nothing like that now. I was in pretty good shape back then. The other picture is of my last girlfriend who I had to kick out because she did not make enough money, so you see the type I like. <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>
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Looking for Ms Perfect - 47 <HR>
Reply to: pers-864868385@craigslist.org <SUP>[?]</SUP>
Date: 2008-10-03, 11:39AM EDT
I am looking for a hot, sexy, athletic woman. Must have a great body, well-proportioned. I prefer long, dark hair and nice smooth skin. I guess you could say almost the "latino" or "italian" look (see picture below). Must have a good job and be FINANCIALLY SECURE, with no emotional baggage. Must be very easy to get along with, extremely low maintainence. A really good, high-paying career is a must. Or either be independently wealthy from another source. Must be the kind of woman that wants to "please her man" in every way. Needs to be extremely intelligent, able to converse on just about any topic with tons of social skills. Musical talent is also a plus. Must enjoy watching ALL SPORTS.
What does this perfect woman get in return:
I am a lazy, fat stupid retard. I hate to work and have never had a job for more than a month. Currently on food stamps and live in an old house on the backside of my parents pig farm. My hobbies include watching reality shows on TV, eating pork rinds, drinking cheap beer, and farting. I also like to watch deer-hunting videos and chew tobacco. Occasionally if I can scrape up a few dollars I also like to smoke cigarettes. A perfect Saturday for me would be to watch the FOOTBALL on TV, get plastered, then go out to a cheap strip club or maybe to a bar and sing karaoke. I like to sleep with my 4 dogs, so I hope you won't mind a flea or two in the bed. Oh also, I enjoy pornography of any type. Printed, film, video, you name it. If I sound like a man for you contact me and I'll try to fit you into my social calendar.
One more thing, you need to have a pickup truck to haul me around. I don't fit very well into most cars.
See pictures below. One is me, but keep in mind that picture was taken a couple years ago. I look nothing like that now. I was in pretty good shape back then. The other picture is of my last girlfriend who I had to kick out because she did not make enough money, so you see the type I like. <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>
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